Don't forget about me!!
You know, I may not have much to say yet but just look at me - I shouldn't need to say anything with devilish good looks and a smokin' body like this one. Jim taught me everything I know about hooking up with older Thai women. I just use the innocence as a way to introduce my self and to seem vulnerable.
Swing by sometime when my mom and dad aren't home and I'll fix you up some Goldfish and whole milk (queue Marvin Gaye).